Morning Horse Shit

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Sooooo GranBebe was overnight, and I got woke up at 0600.  >sigh<.Now, even though I’m working full time, I still had to help out as the workday wasn’t scheduled to start til 10am… call it 0930 as I have to get everything opened, set up and logged in, which seems to take a wee bit o’time.  So, up and at ’em early by my standards.  The training is fooked as we have people in Costa Rica, India, and the Philippines as well as the FUSA, so we’re operating on a half-way schedule as the poor bastards on the other side of the planet, it’s 23:00.

So, fed and watered GranBebe, turned on “Frozen” (kill. me. now.)

Then hit Gab.  Where early this a.m., there was a poasted and linked story that I can only descibe as hysterical and stupid.  “Fake and Gay” indeed.  I did a screen cap after the fact because I got a hunch -someone- did a magnificent disinformation op on the news station in question, because now the link is deader n’Kelsey’s Nuts.
The story in question?

As the poaster stated, they’re getting really desperate
I read the article in question, and found it to be laughable… like genuinely fucking hilarious…
“Researchers at three universities in NIGERIA”
Oh my sides… the thing read and stunk like OMFG a pile o’bullshit stuffed up a dead rhino’s ass.  Complete “OMFG YOU’LL BE STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERILE!!!” scare tactics.  It goes to show the retardation of our Ministry of Propaganda.  Truly, a stupid so deep, so complete, the density of which makes the core of a black hole weigh as much as a feather…

Fuckin’ NIGERIA?  Such a trustworthy and noteworthy locations of Higher Edjumuhcation there never was apparently.  Geez…  I need to call KTSM news later today and ask “Are you truly that dumb, or did you get special lessons in stupid in Journalism College?”

Would LOVE to get a real comment on that…
If I do, I’ll let you know.
I mean C’Mon man…fookin’ Nigeria.  Home of ALL them scams and shitbirds.
Wow… just fucking wow…
Any bets this was a play by r/ourguys?
Make up some bullshit story and feed it and see if it’d play in Peoria so to speak?  Nah, I’m not that gambling type, because I don’t think -anyone- with two whole Caucasian braincells to rub together would’ve fallen for that shytte Aye?
Only reason I can see -someone- jumping on that particular thing is to ‘keep the skeer up’ AGAIN
Which is becoming tiresome… the never ending pile after pile of ‘orders’ and ‘lockdowns’ and ‘threats’ and shytte.  Hell, last night I blew the fuck up in a conversation with Wifey… can’t repeat what I sad ‘cos it was pure fedpoast material.  I got that wound-up and pissed off… felt good to vent though.

It’s getting harder these days.  I can -feel- the vitriol flowing off of some of r/ourguys (and gals, Sarah Hoyt for one) web pages.  Like Mike over at “Cold Fury”… he n’me (I know grammar nazis, chillax Aye?) been talking on the phone and man, we BOTH agree that we’re fucking done with this bullshit.  Reading between some of the other lines on these daily site -I- hit, hell, the great memer, satirist and -horrible- ‘punner’ John Wilder who on occasion visits and comments (if that’s really you man, welcome welcome, and let me tell you some of those puns bro…. you should be ashamed…Jes’ Sayin’) went ‘full-borderline-retard’ a ways back and blew the fuck up at the Cheater-in-Chief…  It was magnificent.  In fact his site got ponged with a warning label or some such for the first time evvar as he really vented with  both barrels.

Even Peter over at Bayou Renaissance is getting a bit ‘upset’… (BTW Thanks for the link Peter,  Heel erg bedankt voor de link.)  What with him being a retired pastor, and generally nonviolent and a really been-there-done-that-got-the-scars from his Sou’Africa life, he’s done as well.

It’s purely amazing that despite the poking, prodding, and obvious attempts at entrapment…

Did I mention the fedboi who emailed me after my ‘how to use the hand grenade’ which was a baseline intel/knowledge share… I mean everything I poasted about that was out there to be found online, and some glownig actually emailed me asking “Hey man, love your blog, do you know where to buy those grenades, and if not, would you be interested if I can source them?”

And yeah, I made that
Suck it Obamamessiah!!!
*(That’s my illustrated ‘me’ from Charlie Mike Comix Issue #1)

Why SURE I would Mister Federal Agent/BATF Asshole.  GFYDIAF.
Jeez, talk about not knowing your audience nor reading my file…
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it.

I mean wow.  r/ourguys seem to -definitely- be the MOR steady side (mentally speaking) of the equation.  I mean look at the whole Larry Elder versus hopefully soon-to-be-ExGovernor Gavin “Pelosi’s Prick-Nephew” Nuisance.  Elder has literally made the Ministry of Propaganda short circuit.  WHAT SHOULD BE A possible historic moment… a black man, the first, taking control of the Governorship of the BIGGEST state, Califruitopiacation.   Instead, because he’s an unrepentant Republican it’s causing mental meltdowns.  They -try- to smear him, as a “Black-anti-Black Raycyst” but man, who the fuck believes that shytte?

He’s also been assaulted by obviously self hating whypeepo while wearing a gorilla mask throwing eggs at a black man… dunno man, scratch a libtard, find the true raycyst.  Not that they’ll admit it ever… they wrap their twisted skein up into pretzel logic…  Aesop as of late, bro, check that BP Marine… you  gonna stroke the fuck out.  I recommend GTFO of Cali sooner, rather than later.  I can’t even begin to imagine the hell of being even in a ‘red zone’ and being surrounded and commanded by the blue fucktards.  Problem  is, he ain’t wrong.

BUT

Until -something- breaks, the majority of us are going to have to continue to be ‘keyboard commandos’ and doing small but HIGHLY irritating nits in Leviathans side.  I mean there are some things you can do… a small bag of Quikrete in the local shitter of either a business fully on board with masking requirements… 

20 pounds, $15 +/-.  A couple of gallon freezer bags to tote it around, put one or two bags in a shopping bag, or backpack… wear your mask, gloves… these days if anyone asks, tell ’em your immuno-compromised.  Bet no one comes near you after.  Just make sure to  remember that you’ll be on camera everywhere.  If you hit somewhere, park blocks away.  Plan alternate routes.  Another suggestion is to make sure your car is invisible.  Don’t be rolling up in “The Pussy Wagon” from ‘Kill Bill’

Be the Gray Man

Couple of bags of that in the latrine?  20 minutes to set, 40 minutes to harden, 4 hours to completely fuck things up.  YMMV.

So, for now, I got to get back to the ‘stupid’…
The longer I’m in training the MOR I realize just how terminally fucked Corporate ‘Murica is.  It’s catastrophically fucked.  Nonrecoverable.  Terminal case of the-soon-to-be-deads.  My fellow ‘trainees?’  Oh. My. GAWD.  Lord help me… no wonder they literally interviewed me on a Wednesday and hired me Friday morning.  These mooks?  There’s dumb, then there’s oh holy hells.  Worst part?  The Indians and TCNs?  They’re the smart ones.  The ‘Muricans?  Let’s just sort of put it nicely… 
I am:
The only Whypeepo new hire in the FUSA side… other males, but all overseas
The only Male new hire (except the trainer)
The only Male over the age of 50 new hire
The rest?
All female
All diversity, Magic Dirt
All older females.

I’ll deal with it, but man, the very fact that the email today?  First one I see, and I cropped out a lot of shit and took a pic with my camera, as I can’t chance forwarding the email, it reeks of a trap but yep, BIG reason I say that the corporate corpse is without any hope?

Well now…”Unconscious Bias”  RUFKM????
They’re excited by this.  Orwell had nothing on these jokers.  And I’m going to be tortured by this… That I need to sit through a “struggle session” and denounce my ‘colonizing’ and ‘privilege’ to keep the job… >le sigh<
Shit I go through Aye?
More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.

9 comments

  1. Saturday I was redoing the presets on the truck stereo & landed on the local NPR station broadcasting a line of shit about “three separate studies in Nigeria show that ivermectin permanently reduces sperm count by 85% & causes numerous defects in the remaining sperm rendering men who take it sterile” & gave it a 2 minute listen. Back & forth Q&A between a couple of communist sock puppets, I just had to laugh st the desperation of it all. Can’t find a print “article” of it on their website today otherwise I’d link it, so it looks like they realized the “story” was so over-the-top that it was detrimental to their propaganda efforts.

    1. Proof is in the pudding, No one above ground in Africa is having trouble reproducing thats a fact anyone can observe, and Ivermectin is all over that continent, not just sub-saharan Africa. But, miraculously no covid outbreaks either. Funny how that works.

      1. Yep… look at the complete -lack- of good intel vis-a-vis Apefrica… it’s because they have the fuckin’ entire continent positively flooded with HCQ and the Pony-Putty. HCQ? I had a big ole jug issued to me when I went to Djibouti on a mission as an anti-malarial… amazing how it should have kil’t me but didn’t Aye?

    2. They are probably looking for a reason that the birth rate plummets. Which very well may happen as a result of the not vax

  2. This “Ivermectin-85%-sterility” sounds like a major case of projection of what The Jabs supposedly does to those who allow themselves to get the multiple injections. (graphene?)
    It will be interesting to collect and collate the data in 9-10 months of what the birth rate is vs who got The Jabs. And of those that got The Jabs and managed to become parents, what is the mental & physical health of the offspring? Can you say “thalidomide”? I knew you could.
    Best to you BCE and your mental health RE: your co-workers. You need a major intervention from The Big Man Upstairs.

  3. Journalism schools definitely have lots of courses in stupid, starting with the Watergate scam, but they have the right kind of material to work with…usually dumb as a post…

  4. Damnit. After a botched vasectomy, as in me retching on the table as their cutting until the nurse asks, “did we numb him up all the way?”, “I thought YOU did it…” and all this time I coulda eaten some horse dewormer??? Damn. Cheaper too. I wonder if I can put it on topically….hmmmmmm

  5. i get calls from some old timers at WRSA saying how spot on tfA-t was about his predictions.

    ewes ain’t seen nuthin yet bois…

    the smart heed tfA-t’s warnings

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