A Fed Charged? Say it Ain’t So…

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Anyone remember back a few months ago the Fibbie on the DC metro who capped someone and it went all -hush-hush- secret squirrel mode?  Yep.  Apparently the shit was so gregarious that they’re charging the piece of shit with Attempted Murder 2.

Now that is something I never expected. 

I guess reading it over, Mr. Shot-in-the-guts (the victim) was a homeless dude who tried beg some dinero off him.  Dude told him to go away, probably forcefully.  Beggarman got up and left, and I guess, from the report started talking shit about Mr Agentman.  Agentman didn’t like being ‘disrespected’ apparently… Key takeaway:”The man muttered expletives and began to walk away when the agent said he didn’t have any money to give, the prosecutor added.

‘Watch your mouth,’ the agent told the man, according to Hill.”
Whoops.  Guess Hotshit-Hothead-Fucktard Badge with a Gun didn’t like a shabby bum calling him a cheap prick in a suit.  So… per the usual with a Tin Badge Comes Godlike Special Privileges and this asshole escalated.  Homeless dude, (race unknown but I can guess) turned and started towards Badged Buttboy, who cleared leather and then capped  Beggarman in the gut, more than likely sure he’d get a medal for such stunning and brave service.

Now, of course the defense attorney of course brings up Beggarman’s prior history of street violence. 

Can’t say I blame him… thing is, dude was walking away.

Doesn’t matter anything after the fact.  Immaterial that the guy has a history of violent assault.  Mr “Theoretically Violent” was walking away .  Cuttin’ n Runnin’ when Mr. Big-Shot-Badass-With-A-Badge had to open his questionable cockholster.  If -I- was a homeless bum, who just got told to ‘fuck off’ and/or otherwise, and I was muttering about “Shit-in-a-suit” and said-aforementioned “Shit-in-a-suit” told me to “watch my mouth” I’d get the ass too.  Who the fuck you think you are Jack?

Obviously an asshole with a Badge, who thought he’d get away with murder.
Make that attempted murder, as obviously he’s a bad shot… And ‘reckless endangerment’ as the backstop was a civilian
Even the prosecutor thinks the guy is a bad shot…  
I hate bad shots.
So, yeah, this sat around, and -someone- -somewhere- had to have told the prosecutor that this’s gonna go badly for him as they hardly ever go after Feds in cases like this.  The optics must have been a stone bitch.  My guess?  The vic and the surviving backsto… er witness/civilian?  Probably -both- members of a certain-minority-group that’s currently beyond reproach.  I’d say that the civilian got hisself a lawyer who’s now suing for mental trauma/PTSD in seeing a fellow get one in the guts, and realizing the only reason HE didn’t absorb the pass through is the Feds generally carry 147 grain Plus “P” Speer Gold Dot hollowpoints.  Low penetration, massive cavitation.   As also demonstrated by the fact that Beggarman lost, according to the story, a goodly amount of his internal organs.

Personally, if he was shewtin’ anything other than the standard round, I want to know what it was, and if they’re available to the general public. Single shot? “The wounded man had part or all of his spleen, colon and pancreas removed during surgery after the shooting, according to Hill.”  Day-um.  Nice.  One-Shot-One-Kill stuff.  A chest wound would’ve made steak tartar I’m thinking.

Either way tho, something made them go after this guy.  Who knows… maybe he had something to do with Epstein and Company.  I. don’t. trust. the. Feds. ever.
So, More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

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  1. Egregious, perhaps.

    GREGARIOUS – not really since THAT is a small party. (gregarious is happy and popular and likes making happy atmosphere)

    ABSOLUTELY the situation was an example of an egregious miscarriage of justice.

    Sorry but I’m just a pedant at heart. Besides your vocab IS better than that. Don’t reach so hard.

  2. I figured it was the Damm spellchecker.

    Gutshot,, good grief,, frikkin gas pain is enough to make me whine,,can’t imagine how much getting shot with a Frag bullet would hurt.

    Victim probably don’t have enough guts to mumble shit at a prick in a suit again.

    Too soon?

  3. Loose evidence. They can’t get their hands on all the evidence. Video, eye witnesses. There is something they can’t get their hands on and control. So tough shit for the Fed. Happens sometimes.

  4. Im thinking that Eduardo is a diversity hire, but the guy he shot is 2X Muh Diversity-hence, the prosecution for justice.

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