Greetings Me Droogs and Droogettes!
Got a lil ‘what if’ and ‘what you can do’
Biden takes Orifice
Starts doin’ everything we expect him of him
Kissing up to Chy-Nah
Selling out the country
Going after Freedom of Speech
A whole laundry list of Usurpations
Nevermind he’s not legit
Ain’t a lot that can be done on the Grander Scheme… not yet leastways
There are still Superheroes out there
Granted, it ain’t Killdozer
Just a pissed off Spaniard with a beef with his former employer
But DAMN if he wasn’t effective
To give a thumbnail:
Dude lost his job
Late night Friday night, he got a wild hair across his ass
and stole a Front End Loader
18 miles later after he stole the Front End Loader, he ran the gate and played ‘bumper cars’
With an entire yard filled with brand new Mercedes Electric Vans
Yeah. Look at the top pic… the one with the van laying on top of the other van?
That big silver thing?
A Benz EV Van like that? 120K USD +/-
A payback that’s a bit pricey to say the least
69 vehicles destroyed in a 20 minute rampage
Only stopped when Barney Fife cranked off a warning shot
Guns and Euros…
Go figure… the PD here in the states would’ve made a fucking colander outta him
BUT, so yeah… 5 MILLION USD estimated losses
Now… you say “But Big Country, what does that have to do with us? We’d get killed!”
Not if you do it right
That LT in Virginia who took a M577 on a 60 mile joyride?
Yeah… Not guilt by way of temporary insanity.
Good for him.
Also, notice that he’s buttoned up tight. They only stopped him ’cause he ran out of go-go juice.
BUT… guard bases got LOTS of uparmored / bulletproof trucks
Shit the cops can’t stop…
So hypothetically, say you went to the local Guard Armory…
Master Keyed the Lock that’s OUTSIDE of the truck/APC
Master Keyed the INTERIOR lock, and fire up said vehicle
Climb in, check the fuel, and then combat lock the doors all around
Ain’t nuthin the cops have that can stop you
Like if you head down to the local Fuzz Aerodrome and decide to play bumper-tag on all the parked aviation assets in the Area. Or go to the PD-HQ and do the same-same but with ALL the police cars and cops personally owned vehicles? You wanna talk about hurting Leviathan?
THATS how you put the hurt on Leviathan
Depending on the type of Helo the fuzz use, a cheap one is half a mil on it’s own.
A loaded Euro-bird? Try 3 million
Talk about taking back some of your own amiright?
I mean the cops –can and will-come out and engage you with small arms fire
Yer in an ARMORED HMMWV
Fucking the M1151is bulletproof like a motherfucker to the fair-thee-well
Run Flats, and you ain’t coming out until you want to
Armor designed to stop Explosive Force Penetrators
Fucking cop 12 Gauge and 9mm?
Your war-beast laughs at such puny measures
Only issue is it’s not good for more than one or two runs through the “bumper-car ballet”
Not a lot of protection for the radiator which lays across the whole front end. Small arms -will- eventually fuck it up, and when it runs hot, it gets hot fast.
But still… when the fun is over, you can livestream your surrender to make sure the Po-Po don’t zap yer ass. “I’m unarmed, and stepping out of the truck! See you in court!”
And if yer local National Guard ain’t got them, they’ll probably have these:
The M1117 Armor Security Vehicle… also called the Cadillac Gage 600? Can’t remember. No level of cop-small arms is going to stop you from tearing a new asshole in their motorpool, hell the station itself if’n yer feeling squirrelly.
Not that I’d ever suggest such a thing
Jes’ outlining that book me and Concerned American have been discussing
Just make sure to wear your seatbelt
No need to knock yerself stupid(er)
And Helmets are -must have- for such activities
IF and When you ever contemplate in a starring role in my screenplay
‘Cos it’s gonna be epic.
More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter