Big Fat Nuthin’

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
And a fine fine Saturday it tis.  Couple of Admin note:  Right Wing Terrorist, shit is in-route.  Same for you Lauderdale Boat-Guy.  My thanks to you both on your understanding and patience.  Telling you, getting my ‘stuff’ straightened out, it doesn’t help having 6 confirmed TBIs.  ALL of which apparently affect the short-term memory.  Like ‘duh!’ levels of forgetfulness.  Nevermind when something like the ATF shows up and throws me for a loop… memory dump in 3…2…1…

So, the Arizona investigation is done.  Stick a fork in it.  Which, as I’ve said on the occasion, ain’t no changing what’s been done, unless we were to start shewtin folk.  (That, my Glownigs, is not an incitement, nor a suggestion, merely an observation).  And seeings that people are still way too comfy, shit is still, (for the most part) in stores and on the shelves, well, I just don’t see the status quo getting too rattled.

And for all the morons and QTards on Blab who’ve been screaming “Victory!” and “Vindication!” Man, jeez, give it a rest already.  The Q thing was a grift and oppositional control.  Kept the autists too busy to see the “forest” by presenting “Trees” in a sloooow drip/drab to distract.

I mean they even told you it was bullshit.  Theyselves came out and said (poast-selection) that they’d modeled the whole thing on a similar Russian disinformation campaign to “purge undesirables” back in the day.  I mean what did they think was going to happen?

As Mike at Cold Fury said, “Is there a man alive so hopelessly naïve as to imagine that, in acknowledgment of these proofs, Biden would bow his head in shame and contrition; mumble an incoherent, rambling apology for the “error”; then pack his grip and stumble on back to Delaware?”(link:  No shytte there Aye?

Ain’t no how, no way ever is the Uniparty going to give up what they have.  There ain’t no “two parties”.  It’s all a scam to keep us divided.  In fact, the fucking Scumpublicans are just a Full on Grift Machine at this point.  Some slore, who retreated from Twatter, she’s some political hack who’s been pushing for bux on the Blab, and man, the roasties are getting good on her grifting.  “Hey goyim, gives us monies for us to fight Dems and gift our bestest most awesomest ally Da Jews!!!”

Literally, anyone outside of the big monied folks out there who contribute a fucking centavo to either side should have their head examined, and subsequently be declared hopelessly retarded, and treated as such.  The big-monied folks, well, they give to buy access, power and control.  Tell me that Suckupborg of Fecesbook would have -any- say in anything IF the CIA and DARPA hadn’t chosen him as the ‘face’ of the Social-Disease-Media?  I’ll wait…

Same goes for Jackoff “Drowned Rat” Dorksey.  Fucker looks like he should be asking for spare change at a bus depot, and yet he’s one of the most influential and powerful people in the world?  How the fuck haven’t these guys ‘caught a stray round’ yet?  Dorksey is at least cautious.  He, in his heart-of-hearts knows that he’s prime meat for being sniped.  That’s why he pretty much bailed on the Untied Statz to Tahiti? I think?  Faaaaaaar away, no weapons really allowed in or out, and a “professional” would stick out like a syphilitic dick at a bridal shower.  I heard from a buddy of mine who helped evaluate Dorksey’s security here in the Statz, hence why I am aware of this… his seaside San Fran house, they told him flat-out that the front glass windows, which pretty much run from top-to-bottom made him a very juicy target for a guy on a boat and the proper equipment and training.

“Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.”  Or, in this case, a recently dishonorably discharged Navy SEAL mayhaps?  I mean the guys from SEAL Team Six took out, simultaneously, 3 dudes, with headshots, from a rocking boat underway, AT ANOTHER rocking boat underway.  There’s a reason they call those guys ‘Jedi Knights’.  And, also, just for clarification, the rifles they used were SR-25 7.62x51mm DotMil variants of the AR-10.  NOT .50cal as the legend has been spun.

So yeah, nothings going to change.

Other ‘stuff’… one of the readers asked about the Areas to look at here in Flor-ree!-duh and asked about The Villages.  Now, first hand experience as the In Laws are up there.  It’s cool, but the costs of the houses is pretty high, but the amenities are off the charts.  The -other- issues are the age of the population (all oldsters) and like the single highest concentration of Boomers in the southeast.  There’s like a different ‘theme’ to each “Village” center so to speak… one of them, the one closest to my In Lawsis Sumter Landing, which has a ’50’s’ setup… looks like a ‘Back to the Future” set-piece.  They even have an A.M radio station on a dock, like right out of the movies on the lake.  Then there’s another one,  Brownwood, which is really cool… it’s right out of the “Old West” with a Spanish Missions style thing going on… I half expect to see Clint Eastwood from his spaghetti westerns to be walking around…

As far as any coastal areas?  Fuggeddaboutit.  Ain’t happening.  No how, no way.  Not when MY house is at $450,000.00 in current value.  Probably even MOR if I put it on the market, as the Serbian War Criminal put HIS on the market at the zillow price, and pulled $50K over asking…

So unless you want to live in the “Hood-Hood” of the St. Petersburg Island area, then nope nope.  All that diversity out there is one of the biggest drivers of violent crime.  In fact it’s out there that kid punched some oldster to death in a Dunkies for ‘supposedly’ calling him a nigger.  BTW:  Never had a follow up on that, but of course, the vidya of the store showed the old guy -didn’t- call the young nigger a nigger, and that it actually was a reverse-race crime, but the Ministry of Propaganda of course, buried that infobit, per usual.

Now I have to report to the Reeducation Center for Badwords and Harshthink.  <Le Sigh>

Anyways, got to cut this short, Spawn is coming over to assist with a new project I’m cooking up, namely a Podcast by yours truly.  Not sure how or if it’ll work, but he’s got the gear and is going to assist his tech-pig-ignint Da with this shytte.  Wish him (and me) some luck.  Y’all may actually be hearing from me quite literally later.
More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.


  1. Q? First time I heard of “This right wing extremist threat” was on NPR. They took it over the top with seriousness that any real people would show up in court with a case for slander. Sounded like hyped up bull.

    The Villages can not be mentioned without also mention of the colored loofahs on antennas. Maybe the place has gotten old enough now that the STD rate isn’t setting national records.

  2. The Villages…? JFC…Mecca of 10,000 buck golf carts.

    Up there, depends on what yer after. Crystal River is sorta decent (now, I’m talking strictly demographic profiles here and below if you know what I mean). The Citrus Co. sheriffs are kind of funky every now and then (like gunnin down people for nuthin’) and there’s scabby meth heads all over east of 41, but hey…that’s Florida. Cool digs can be had a little up the road around Cedar Keys. Then, south, Homosassa and Spring Hill. Still meth’d up in the back woods. More on the side of greenies and crystal worshipers et al. around the state park. In central south Florida, if you want some land you can defend and no broadband, find a county where they look at you real funny if you’re not a cowboy or horseboy. Talk fine Winchester 70s and really old lever guns in the Ranch and Seed store and things will be just fine. That would be Highlands, Glades, Hendry, et al.

    And, you’re right…the coasts are almost completely out. If you’re bound and determined to get close to water (and, yes, demographics with welfare service centers), Lee county (Ft. Myers/Cape Coral) is the only place you should consider…not one elected democrat. That’s where you can get your Yankee feelz if you need ’em.

    Do, realize, the coasts are where all the hurricanes hit land. Good times…Do realize, inland water has gators…good times again. Do realize, where there ain’t standing water there are probably sinkholes…really really good times…

    1. I read a story years ago in the up tick to the Y2k that the folks in Cedar Key had a plan to obstruct the bridges out to their little piece of paradise.
      I suspect that the folks there about are aware of current events and have a local QRF ready to secure those bridges.
      The wifey and me went there to check out the place. It’s got its own airport and it is demographically in enriched. They don’t have a beach to speak of, the locals get a pool membership at the local hotel.
      Not a bad little ocean front community.

  3. No to Florida, everyone stay away. Bugs, heat, hurricanes, crazy florida men running around, global warming will sink the place, maskless deplorables everywhere, the place is full stay away. No more swampland left for sale. Fresh out. Nothing left.

    1. There’s lots for the Green Swamp. Of course there’s no roads except on paper and good luck getting permits, and even if you did the impact fees would be cost prohibitive. But if you want a nice bug out camp, that might be dry some of the year, and is full of Gators and insects all the year that’s the place.

  4. Anyone wondering about the Montana train wreck being sabotage? Last I saw, the cause was not reported. Just wondering…

  5. nuthin my ass.

    everything his royal tfA-t has prophesied is happening at ‘warp speed’

    things are certainly spicy for moi lately… I’m winning- sofar

    i’m making serious plans to buy a 50ish footer down in FL and joining a flotilla of American Expats off the coast of Costa Rica. i have over 500k wrapped up in this island that has served me well for 5 years now… but the times are a changin, and it may be close to the right time to re-prioritise things. nothing has ever stayed the same for me- evah. floating off the coast of white sandy beaches sipping cocktails with brown skinned nekkid wimmyn, guns bristling off the gunwales, and full tanks of diesel is sounding mighty tempting these days… I’m a very lucky guy

    what could possibly go wrong?

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