Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Middle of the day…
About 13:00 EST
You’re working, either at home Or in “Dilbert’s World”
You may even be on the way back from the lunch break when a “real bright light” waaaaaaaaaaay up in the sky pops off like God’s own flashgun.
> poof <
Yer cell phone? Toast.
Yer new car? Toast
EMP’ll do that.
Not sure how it’ll play out, but as we speak, the Fucktards pulling the strings on Emperor Poopypants seem to really be hellbent on a war with Russia over the whole fucking ‘Kraine. Now, what’s not been noticed, nor discussed (outside of the fucktard’s Enemedia fucking Lapdogs in the Ministry of Propaganda and Lies is the troop placement.
Now I found THIS article here by Gilbert Doctorow: https://gilbertdoctorow.com/2022/02/04/look-at-the-map-where-are-the-ukrainian-military-forces-concentrated-and-where-are-they-absent/
Reading that curdles my stomach. Anyone knowing anything about this whole fucking charade is that the Russians? They’re essentially set up on several common borders of Russia/Belarus and Ukraine, with the Belarus Kids deciding that their butter is on Vlad’s Bread, as opposed to whoeverthefuck puppet that we installed in the ‘Kraine to keep the Emperor and his Dissolute Pervy Son out of the frying pan.
See, back when our ‘color revolution’ busted out, essentially overthrowing a Pro-Russian admin, and installing a Pro-Nazi (IRL no less!) and Pro-Douchebag (‘Murica!!!) admin that kept all of the dirt surrounding the Regime of Glorious and Harmonious P&PBUH (Plus 10%) Orifice of The (p)Resident, The Dementor-in-Chief, Emperor Poopypants the First, Chief Executive of the Kidsmeller Pursuivant, Good Ole Slo Xi-Den deep deep undercover.
Now, we all know that.
But the reasons for the war? Now? Seems the productive part of the ‘Kraine has been in ‘dispute’ and considered ‘rebellious territories’. Whereas the Donbass folk, they tend, along with the Crimea, to consider theyselves more Rooskie than ‘Krainian. They even did a legit voat to separate from the ‘Kraine.
Voating. LMFAO. Keep Voating harder. See what that gets ya.
So, the reason that it makes me nervous that the ‘Kraine has essentially put all their little pathetic marbles in the places they have, is it’s one small spark away from igniting World War Fucking Three, or at least putting ‘Murica back to the 1900’s Plus or Minus. The fucktards -think- that Vlad won’t go all in when the shytte hits the fan.
Let me tell ya, be a hell of a thing for him (Vlad) to do a “…’merciful EMP’ as opposed to frying the Americans historic capital and other innocent cities, no matter how deserving they, the criminal politicians and their masters are.”
I can hear that particular press release right now.
And >foom <50 Megatons, in the upper atmosphere, smack dab in the middle of the country,
And man, it becomes on like Donkey Kong.
Don’t forget the razor wire and fixin’s for Punji Pits, as well as tanglefoot.’
Cos for damned sure, with a rollback to 1900, De’shonn’te and Laqueefa are going to try and roll hot to where the food is, thinking that the ‘banger lifestyle’ is going to support them.
Did I forget to mention quiklime? Have about 100 pounds on hand… keeps the flies down and assists in making sure the ferals do their part in fertilizing next years grains and veggies.
Gotta clear out the asshole liberals in your area who allowed this to happen.Pre-2001 vehicles -should- be good.
The Putt-Putt is a 94.
Barely any computerization AND, I have a grounding rod, and battery cutoff installed.
IF it looks like ‘go time’, I’ll unplug and disconnect ye olde battery, and link in the grounding cable. Nightly if’n I have to.
“So simple, even a Rakkasan can do it.”
So, eyes open, head on a swivel. Keep stockpiling.
Palmetto State has/had? a deal on $125 complete AR lower.
The ‘blemished’ upper (M-4, 16 inch barrel, with complete BCG) was like $275?
$400 for a basic, bare bones no bullshit MilSpec M-4.The car payment can be late.
More Later I Remain the Intrepid Reporter