FedPoasting and Morons

Greetings Me Droogs n Droogettes!

Yep, what with the expansion , nay…explosion of people showing up on Gab these days, it’s hard not to laugh at the obviousness of the newly minted Federales that’re there to try and ‘get the dirt’ on the folks who poast on there.

As @Silverdeth, owner-operator of the Deth Guild, a righty-vidya game forum that’s been around for a long minute, sent me the above to poast as a reminder to BOLO for these fucktards and morons.

I swear, the general IQ rate of the basic Fed GS-5 is like in the “Gump-Zone”.

There’s one asshole in particular who showed up recently and is getting virtually pummeled by the greater body of Gabbers.  His handle is @gadsden_US and if he’s not a Fed, then he’s too stupid to be allowed to procreate.  There’s enough pissing in the gene-pool if’n ya dig what I’m sayin’.

So, basic rundown on figuring out a provocateur?Well for one thing, when did the guy show up?  Now this’s applicable IRL as well as in an online forum.  In this case, this glowie showed up this month and immediately ‘set up shop’ with a LOT of pro-revolutionary talk…  His profile shows as such:

Yep… January… and 307 Gabs?  Starting at the beginning of this month, I’ve only been just now been getting access on there… too many newbies and Infiltrators.  So many that us old skool-cool kids couldn’t get on, nor a word edgewise, and this fuck has over 300 this month alone?  I only have 2100+/- gabs total for my entire Gab existence. 

Most of my followers have been recent too… so I’m sure that the Feds are watching and lurking, and some of the emails I’ve gotten are definitely from Feds trying to entrap me.

“But Big Country, you Vodkapoasting connoisseur of Fine Food and Wifey, How are you so sure?”

‘Taint hard to tell when you get an email after poasting about the functionality of the M67 Frag asking “Do you know where I can get these on the black market?” 


“Hey, I have a friend who can source these!  Contact me @imafederalagent.gov if you want in!”

Yeah.  no bullshit I -actually- got those emails.

Dear Mister Federal Agent, quit while yer ahead, find someone dumber, ok?Stick with the mentally handicapped and/or mooslims.  Generally us whypeepo are a -bit higher- on the IQ than your diversity-hired ass.

And then our buddy gadsden_US put this on the forum:

The 21 comments ranged from highly entertaining insults to questions vis-a-vis background/genetics/and race.

Point is, they’re out there.  And the FedPoasters on Gab now?  Again they have no idea.  All the hardcore Nazis, Jew Haters, Race Baiters and Shitpoasters on there were forged in the early crucible of censorship and threat of badthink and deplatforming.  Everyone on Gab who’s been there since the beginning know -exactly- what to look for.  Me?  I love the freewheeling fun of Badthink and Shitpoasting bad and rank memes.  My favorite still is the midgets in SS Uniforms… it’s called the 1/3rd Reich.  I fucking die every time I see that one.

But now, since it’s en vogue to be a “Nazi Hunter” and the (((media))) is all-in on the knob-slobbering on the Demons in Charge, best be on the really-reelz lookout for anyone who starts ‘odd’ conversations with you or tries to ascertain info about you politically or otherwise.  Unless you know them personally, be very very aware and above all CAUTIOUS.

Never join any groups

If yer in ‘public groups’ like Oathkeepers, quietly slip away

Do not renew that membership in “Young Stormtroopers”

Do not join any ‘pro-democracy group’ or any other group that sez they’re going to stand for free speech.  Parler did that, and as I suspected from the get-go, it was a front for gathering intel and info. 

Just like The Q Phenom was with the 8kun Kids…

Anon my ass….

So, Head on a Swivel

Be the Gray(er) Man

Watch your Six

Lock n Load

RedCon 2 is in effect until further notice.

More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter

Big Country

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By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.

1 comment

  1. I hear ya. Let me point out that I have been blogging since 2007, and not once have I asked anyone to buy me any frags.

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