So much for Harley Davidson (link)… it was nice while it lasted. I enjoyed the fuck outta mine when I owned it. It went the way of the wind when the cost of my cancer medical bills started adding up, but I -did- get a number of looong enjoyable miles out of it.
Let me ax youse a question… Does THIS look like $30,000.00?
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Yep. H.D. does stand for “High Dollar”… I almost plotzed myself when I went and got a factory/store tune up. $600.00 to change the filter, oil etc. was a bit stiff on Ye Olde Intrepid Reporters wallet. I mean I dig it… Harley’s been in a Renaissance for the past couple of years… a nice recovery from the disastrous AMF built 1970’s Pieces of Shit. I know I know… lotta you oldsters love yer ‘Glides from back then, but face it… a Bowling Company made those rides, and I remember DocDads Biker Bros pissing and moaning about how shitty they were. Hell many a night he’d get a call to come pick up a stranded Brother on the side of the road b/c of bike breakdown.
So to continue: As they say, “Go Woke, Go Broke!” I’d say this $30,000.00 mechanical asshole is whats gonna doom H.D. Not many people are pleased having to drop 15K as it is for a bike that can carry 2 people (myself included) but I sure as shit shootin’ KNOW that ain’t –NO ONE– outside of silicone vaginal valley soyboi fucktards are going to buy that retardo crotch rokkit. I mean Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. >shakes head<…
I mean just how’n th’ fuck iz it even going to SOUND like a Harley? Bose Speakers and an Amp wired to the throttle with a pre-recorded “VROOM VROOM”? I mean shiiit… the -sound- of a Harley is what turns heads… Part of the “Harley Experience” as they call it is the Vibration of the Exhaust. Just HOW are they gonna pull that off? Put a giant dildo/vibrator under the seat? Come to think of it, judging from the demographic who’ll be buying this abomination would LOOOOVE a dildo in the seat… just sayin’…
Yeah… the article sez the deployment of this Abomination is delayed due to “quality issues” but maybe, just maybe SOMEONE in Harleyland is waking up and smelling the Soy.
One can only hope.