Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Occasionally you read a story that makes ya grin. In this case, a story about a veteran who done made a home invader “good.” Link HERE
Apparently, in South Carolina, 61 year old Harold Runnels Jr broke into Retired CSM Herbert Parrish’s house and attacked his wife with a big butcher knife.

Rule #1 never piss of the Sar’nt Major…Bad things happen
So, dis fuckin’ guy

“Color” me surprised Aye?
Whelp, he done pissed off the Sar’nt Major.
Who grabbed a shotgun…
Wait for it…
Yah, grabbed his shotty, and then proceeded to buttstroke the motherfucker to death.
NOT shot him mind you, but beat his fucking grape in.
Like I said… bad things happen when you piss off the Sar’nt Major.
You should see what happens if you walk on his grass.
THAT is a hardcore motherfucker right there.
Like I said, a story to smile aboot Aye?
So, More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

A little early for a bedtime story…
Go Army.
Well shit Brother ammo is expensive…We can’t be wasting it on garbage like this when a good buttstroking will do the trick…
Appropriate response, based on CSMAJ’s I’ve met.
Grinding his remains up, and using them to fertilize the garden might be going a bit overboard.
Maybe.
Well, Joe DID say get a shotgun, right?
The world needs more men like him