Insurrection My Fucking Ballsack

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
The puppets, poltroons and pustules currently infesting our Capitol had their “Day of Insurrection” ceremonies and various rending of garments, and demands of hairshirts and kvetching all over the place… they even had a “Moment of Silence”…

For fucking WHAT!?!

The unarmed Air Force vet who got gunned down by a certifiably incompetent negro Secret Cervix agent (who by all reports is the very epitome of a ‘muh Diversity!’ quota hire)?

The three other civvies who died of various things, heart attacks induced by the aforementioned beatings?

Nope
From what it looked like, it was for the 3 Windows and 5 Doors that were damaged.

Yannow what?
The only reason these fuckers have gone so hard on this is threefold.
1) The desperately need to keep OrangemanBad out of 2024
2) They need to keep a tight(er) reign on their slowly collapsing narratives
and most importantly
3) The January 6th Protest cum ‘Riot’ is the first and ONLY time in their withered, decaying, more than likely insane low-lives that their citizens showed up in force to tell them that “We’re mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!”  And that scared the ever loving shit out of them…

As Deadpool would say: “Should’ve worn the brown pants!”

That right there, their aged, cowardly bullshit, their gutless whining… they have NO IDEA what is coming.
Let me tell you what, if they think January 6th 2021 was a ‘thing’?

I wonder what they have to make of Kazakhstan.

Now THAT.
THAT RIGHT THERE…
“That ain’t workin’… that’s the way you do it…”
Kill the Security Forces.
Hell Decapitate 3 of them, mount their heads outside of the Senate.

Now THAT’S a party!

Some word out there is that they stormed and burned the main Building of the Mayor in the Capital and burned it and everyone inside alive.  Sound like a valid plan/start… Seems the Kazak-kids are done with high prices, lack of redress from the DotGov, and COVID bullshit lockdowns.  I’d say we should take notes.
Copious Notes.
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Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.

7 comments

  1. 2500? They may be sticking the fork into the electric socket with that. I’d wager that a huge percentage of the males 20-60 have experience with Soviet equipment and there’s plenty of it off the books and squirreled away. This could boil over right fast.

    Would certainly give Vladimir something to think about other than Ukraine for a bit.

  2. For some reason the Skorzeny / Eisenhower incident and the reaction of much thicker skinned and tougher Americans keeps coming to mind. At least we don’t have a national day of mourning for the horrors of the 6th yet. dorner, shawn nelson, john muhammad, mcveigh and his aft helpers… even saint Heemeyer of Komatsu were all amateur hour loons, can’t wait to see the reaction when some pros decide enough of this shit.

  3. The Kazs started all that because of gas prices, GAS PRICES!. But yet here we have a stolen election and all we get is a tour of a fed building and a groid killing a white person like normal. Yeah nothing will ever get better here. We are the jews in 38 in europe right now.

  4. The only problem I have with that picture is that the heads were removed from the bodies before impalement.

    When people ask “How are ya?” lately I find myself replying more and more often…. “Feeling like a Prince of Wallachia.”

  5. Heads on pikes is if you’re feeling merciful.
    Impalement, depending on the finer points, can last a while.

    1. 2-3 days before sepsis does lethal damage. Make the stake just the right length and it perforates the bowel without piercing the diaphragm but is still too long to climb off of. I have always heard that the definition of a bad death is when 2 or more factors are competing to see which can be the last to kill ya.

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