OK So This’s Kinda Cool

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!

So Wifey got an email asking for some portfolio pics of her work… gets them quite a few times “We’d love to have you on “X” Project” or such whatnot, and usually in the end its a scam… usually in the end it’s a “We’ll promote you and your work for monies.” 

To those of y’all new here, she’s sorta kinda famous in the Hair/Makeup industry.  Been doing it for 30 years.  And she looks damned good while doing it too.  The news is she just got what appears to be a realio-dealio ‘scouting letter’ for New York Fashion Week for February 2021.  Really proud of her.  That’s like the crowning achievement of her career IMO.  I mean she’s -constantly- working as it is, tryna keep this boat afloat.

Me?  I start a new gig on the 24th.  Work-from-home again Phone support.

As far as I’m concerned, I ain’t never setting foot into a Cube again.  No more “Dilbert’s World” for me and fuck that pointy-haired boss motherfucker too.  That’s about they only good thing to come out of this Bogus Lockdown.

Bogus like a Motherfucker.
Nashville is the ‘smoking turd’ in this bullshit… the Daily Mail has a pretty good write up HERE
For those tuning in late to the party, The Vile motherfuckers running the show in Nashville, which lives or dies by tourism, the bars and 6th Street (many a drunken rampage there when I was stationed at the  101st…) so these sleazy fuckers found out that a grand sum total of actual COVID Crap was only 22 from the bars, restaurants and shit suchlike.  
20 fucking 2.

They knew the lockdown was bogus, and instructed everyone to keep there cockholsters shut.
The Mayor should hang.  All his fuckers in the email chain should hang, ‘cept for whoever leaked it, he should be the fucking Mayor, not the current Jackhole who’s there.

But with these fuckers… make the tar hot-hot-HOT-HOT.


Third degree burns hot.
So then, ya gotta love Wittmer in Michigan… How in the fuck is that Heinrich Himmler Wannabe Motherfucker still even alive?  The Bitch makes the real life Nazis and shit look all tame and ineffective.  14 day Extension “We’ll count the votes until Biden wins!”

I’s say Rule .308 has a pretty good chance of showing up and making heads canoes again.

“A Michigan judge on Friday said the state must accept ballots that arrive 14 days late after the November 3rd election.”

I’d say Hizzoner, whoever he is, needs a schooling with the Tar and the Feathers.

Un-fuckin-real.  I’ma getting to the point where I might have to unplug for a few days.  Wifey’s upset ’cause I’ve been getting blitzed more frequently (read every. fucking. day.) as I just can’t fucking deal sometimes.  
Damned if we do

Damned if we don’t
My mother-in-law, sweet lady, got all shitty with me today when I told her that if’n they genuinely steal the election that my Oath won’t allow for it.  Told her’d I’d have to saddle up.  Draw the hard line.  No bullshit.

“I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.” 

That. Does. Not. Expire.
And God Help anyone who tries to usurp or overthrow this country.
No mercy.
More Later, I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.

3 comments

  1. You do need to kinda sober up because wifey needs you non-blotto. So, well, clean yourself up. Go get some halloween heads and put them on stakes around your yard. Maybe find some mannequins and go do a Vlad decorating spree.

    Glad your wife looks like she's getting the gig. How the fuck did she end up with you? But seriously, if she thinks you're worth keeping around, then you are.

    And… The Notorious RBG has been de-animated. Finally. Personally I think she's been dead for a while and they just couldn't hide the fact anymore..

  2. what they never tell you in elementary history class is that after the tar and feathers, they chased the featheree out of town with torches, and if they caught up to him, poof! instant charcoal. occassionally they got away, most didn't. patriot justice. might be dusting off that oath sooner, ginsburg finally croaked.

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