Papiere, Bitte

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My sourcing is… shall we say… unwilling to say anything that could be ‘identifiable’… The how, where, when, who… all of it is out the window.  Can’t say which country I worked with them in.  They (and yeah, I’ma use the They/Them/Theirs pronouns in hopes to keep things on the down-low.)  They however have already heard rumblings about the ‘vaxport.’  That’s what it’s going to be called theoretically.  They have an upcoming vaykay from Ye Olde Jobbage, and were told to make sure the papers were in order before doing any travel.  Reason is, the ‘vaxport’ is going to be needed for any travel in, around and through the majority of the Western World.  Papers for the fam needed to be gotten and maintained as well.  As in “get them (das Papiere) now, as we cannot help you later.”

Essentially, we’re going to see a quick move to “Full Soviet Control” vis-a-vis borders, movement and the ability to travel.  The current rumblings of the Delta Bullshit variant?  They said this ain’t shit as to what’s coming.  According to them, (They’s bosses) there’s a massive spike coming, just in time for the horror-days, and yeah… that’s the term they used “Horror-days” instead of ‘holidays’ when they were supposed to be travelling around and oot and aboot.  They (my peep) think it’s because the ‘nominal-normal spike of pneumonia and cold related flus’ are ALL going to be tagged onto the COVID Hump.   

Just like they did last year.
‘Cept this time, they’re (not my folk) but “they” for the powers-that-be ain’t gonna play. 
They like the power they were granted
They love the control factor
They intend on keeping that control no matter the cost

We, on the other hand?
We Be Fucked

They (my peep) say that the current situation?  Going to have the DotMil called out despite posse commitatus to round up ‘anti-vaxxers’ and whatnot.  Now, They (my peep)… shit, without going into any detail I can’t say shytte.  Trust me.  To give you an idea, I’m unemployed, broke as fuck, and I had Sapper pick up some MOR paper towels, toilet paper and MOR rubbing alcohol on receipt of this news.  Everything else I already got in spades but THAT stuff was impossible to find during the last dumbass ‘flatten the curve’ bullshit… not that we -normally- go through a lot of it.  It was -very telling- when I had to send a ‘care package’ of 8 rolls of toilet paper and 4 rolls of Bounty to the in-laws in the Villages.  Even when I was in Iraq I never wanted nor had a dying need for Charmin.  I mean try it from my perspective:  I’m packing up and mailing butt-wipe, paper towels and sanitizer to my in-laws because there ain’t none to be found for love nor money in one of the wealthiest enclaves in the Untied States.  

Talk about dystopian weirdness Aye?

Now, for me?  Afghanistan was a different story however… no joke, the majority of ‘public toilets’ meaning the serviced by KBR or whoever, the shitpaper there was John Wayne Brand from of all places Kyrgyzstan.  Labeled on the outside wrapper “Is Proud Product of Republic of Kyrgyzstan” it proudly proclaimed. and maaaan… 

Wish I was kidding
You could literally see the chips of fine-cut wood processed into the shitpaper.  Gotta say though, one you get stuck using hardcore buttwipe like that for a few weeks, lets just say you prolly don’t worry about being anally raped in prison so much, as your nether regions already done gone and got beat on by the wipes.

“John Wayne Toilet Paper:
It’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take no shit offa no one, no how.”

Email to Xwife:
“Send. Good. Buttwipe. Now”
(She didn’t of course)

So, They and thinking on it, that might be something I’m on to.IF you have to correspond to anyone vis-a-vis anything in regards to anti-regime intel, hell, in general.

Might even be completely innocuous… USE THEIR TERMS.  Not ‘he/his’ or ‘she/hers’ but ‘they’ and ‘them’… might help obfuscate the sourcing and even the personnel involved.  Xi/Xer is even better… word salad so to speak.  Make it so in a court of law IF you get hemmed up, that you use this exact tactic against them (xem).  Make them work for it.  Especially if you use the ‘gender/identity fluid’ defense…  “Prove that I’m a man”.. or Waman, or a pink unicorn… whatever floats ye olde boat.  Make it Harder… harder the better.  Because if they can’t prove within a reasonable doubt (this based on that there is any fairness or legality left in a court of law) that you can muddle the fuck out of xhey case against you. Or xou as the case may be.

Food for MOR thought.

So yeah, word is from on high to a middle level they, that things are -just starting-

This’s a source I literally would bet my life on

Ain’t many of they/them out there.

So yeah.  September October is the gambit

By December, Katie Bar the Door.  Got more, but can not go into specifics
Watch the news… if they (the bad guys) start talking about a ‘vaxport’ in conjunction with air travel or international travel?  I consider that particular Rubicon as crossed

Ain’t no going back, ‘cept through out and out war.
So, More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.


  1. I’m betting on some serious breakage for the horror days. Wonder if this redlining the takeover timeline coincides with a possible rigor mortis variant about to hit the vaxed. pfizer factory go brrrrr, minus 10% to the big guy of course.

      1. Innaresting, bought 50 ml for $35 at feed store around the corner but guessing better pricing availabile

  2. Being old and forgetful i somehow misplaced my prove of shot card. Having been eager in January, I think,
    to get it I’ve tried to even remember where I got it. So wondering how rock solid the paper work is with peeps/outfits giving shots? What if I am able to get a blank card and write some numbers on it as best I can recall? Will the authorities, that I have the utmost confidence in, go along with my truth?

    1. In Texas there is ImmuTrac2. Providers are supposed to report the shot within 24 hours. I’m guessing there’s more emphasis on getting jabs in arms vs the reporting of it? Maybe the reporting is not too streamlined or user friendly. Gov websites aren’t usually. I clicked on link for volunteering in the vaccine effort, didn’t work.

    2. Down here in FL they were shooting up people in WalMart, CVS and Publix. -Somehow- I don’t think those ‘databases’ are going to be very reliable…

      1. SS# and “vax” vile/lot number are probably the key pieces. Probably a few fuck ups. Of course if you know someone doing the data entry and they know the lot numbers for the timed out wasted doses… Need someone that knows for sure.

  3. One of the problems with the belief that the Nonvax is actually a killer, is the Vaxport. If it kills you then who gives a shit if you got a tag? Now if the Nonvax actually protects against a yet to be released or just some just getting going “variation” then the outliers with good immune system or a stash of horse wormer need to be identified.

    1. That is definitely a solid point. Also might have been rushed out, 4 more years of trump and the chicoms trade deals getting bled down not to mention what he might have stumbled on here. There is also the drug dealer repeat customer constant cash flow model, once your on it you better get the boosters as they come out or the variants gonna bring a pile of pain. Those variants will of course be blamed on the “hesitant” quite conveniently. Captive and very compliant customer/slave base. Probably never know for sure. Looks like it all is about to go sideways though…

      1. I got the shot early, with hospital staff, fire fighters and other “roll model” (“Water is fine come on in”) group. I figured that group wouldn’t be given a shot of the blue juice vs the folks who hold out until they “have to” and could pump hundreds of thousands of people a day with something that would drop them by the end of week. Depopulation has been what I believed to be primary objective.

        At this point it appears that the new sheriff of Rock ridge has fooled us townsfolk and can’t believe his ruse worked.

        Despite the number of people now openly grumbling, changing their mind on lockdowns, the reality is most will still go home looking for a dime to put in the tollbooth.

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