So Much for Fame and Fortune

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
Sooooo making the rounds out there is the story about the Rapper Drake –almost– getting hisself in a bit of a sticky wicket.  That being the term of being spermjacked.  Now, as a dood who occasionally peruses the various sites of the MRM and MGTOW, in particular 1SGT Popp, I’m aware of what the terminology means.

Per the Wiki: “Spermjacking, also known as Sperm theft, also known as unauthorized use of sperm, spermjacking or spurgling (a portmanteau of sperm and burgling), occurs when a man’s semen is used, against his will or without his knowledge or consent, to inseminate a woman.”

Now, I know you did, ‘cos I know I did… I literally LOL’d when I saw the ‘spurgling’ one… that’s funny IMO.  

Well, seems lil miss-yet-to-be-named pulled the Brass Ring and bedded down with Drake, a rapper of some sort… got no idea… I don’t listen to –any– modren fake-and-ghey moosick these days… to me, give me some Tchaikovsky to fall asleep to, and some early eighties for Rock… and even then, most stuff these days is pure unadulterated autotuned fucking Dreck.

Heh.  Mebbe that’d be a good Weird Al Yankovic play off of Drake… “The Rapper Known as Drake”… anywhoo… The guy is definitely a Top Tier Dood in the SMV zone… 10 for 10… Looks, talent, and money… like damn… dude is sitting on Fuck You Money and it’s getting larger each year…net worth last year was $200 Mil, and he’s earning $70 mil per year as of now…

And, like most High Power Wealthy and famous doods, he pulled some fresh strange for an evening…

And there’s where it goes retarded.  Now, I’ve done enough stuff on here to show that most Modern Wahmennz between the ages of 14 to 30 are categorically, irredeemably and utterly insane. Some of the younger ones may or may not be salvageable, but then again, more’n likely that’s a Big Negatron Ghostrider.  So Drake “gits sum”, and after the fun was over, retired to the latrine to get rid of the scumbag.   (BTW: That’s actually what the etymology of a ‘scumbag’ is: “scumbag (n.) “condom,” by 1939, slang, from scum + bag (n.)“) 

Seems being a cautious fellow, he dumped some hotsauce in the rubber after he nutted.Now, that’s a bit weird.. me, I’da flushed it, so’s I’m thinking he was testing our Faire Maiden (heh) to see if what happened, was going to happen… so HE goes to the latrine, rigs up the scumbag to ‘kill’ his swimmers, and then… as Paul Harvey would say, “…here is The Rest of The Story”:

“After that, the woman allegedly went into the same bathroom after Drake had finished up and fished the used condom from the garbage and allegedly stuffed the contents of the used condom inside of her genitals.

The woman allegedly began to scream after feeling a burning sensation from what she’d put inside of her, which led to Drake reportedly rushing to the bathroom to see what was wrong. After learning of what occurred, Drake allegedly admitted to the woman that he intentionally poured hot sauce into his used condom to effectively kill his sperm so as to avoid this very kind of scenario.

Damn.

I need to buy a cheap mass produced hot sauce, rebottle and rebrand it to “Drake’s Sperminator” or  “Drake’s Signature Twatsauce”…  A sure moneymaker Aye?  Watch… you saw it here first.

What I’ve noticed well, like everywhere is the fact that this chick, unnamed as of yet, just essentially shot herself in the box metaphorically speaking.  IF as she’s threatened to do, sue ole boy (for what I have -zero- idea, and I’m pretty sure that IF this guy is cautious enough to try to nuke’ his jizz after the fact/act, I’m sure there’s paperwork showing it was fully and utterly consensual, so as to avoid the # metoo bullshit of “It was rape” 5 years down the road.  Might even be a NDA in there too… if’n it were I, there sure as fuck would be.

Hell, if I ever lose Wifey, to sickness or something, and I have to ‘date’ again, you can bet that I’ll have paperwork on deck before I bang some chickie with two witnesses to the signing before I even leave the bar/restaurant/wherever.

But, to my point, this chick may have had the chance to run the looooong game, and set herself up for life.  Instead she went FULL retard, got caught, and when the lawsuit goes public with her name?  You can sure as fuck bet that the only men in her future is going to be the absolute dregs of males… definitely NOT at the ‘Drake’ level that she obviously was able to ‘pull’ before…

The Great Karnak sees a future that reeks of Box Wine, Cat Urine and loneliness for dis fucking broad.

As is well deserved.
So, Got to bounce, full day today what with what should have been a quick one hour VA appointment, which turned into a 4 hour shitshow, along with a one point five hour ride home due to an accident on the highway.  I waited so long and was trapped so long, I actually got out and took a piss right then, and right there…

Fuck it amiright?
So, More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
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By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.

6 comments

  1. As to music, while most music currently produced in the US is dreck, there are some interesting European bands. I particularly like the symphonic metal bands such as Nightwish, Therion, Epica, Xandria, Within Temptation,etc. All have been around for a while and have much music on you tube. In other categories, Sabaton is a metal band that writes military history songs and Mono Inc is the world’s best Goth Band, much better that you might think, try 2015 live in Dresden concert..

  2. He might have started a new thing. I’ve heard of people using Altoids for oral, but I never heard of putting some salsa on the clam.
    Maybe he could call it, “Hot Boxing”?

    1. Gives a whole new meaning to the ad jingle,..”Hot Pockets!!”.

      NorthGunner – The Truth Is It’s OWN Defense!

  3. Bringing a whole new meaning to
    “Hot sauce in the Purse”.
    Does anyone remember when Hillary was running against Obama, her press corpse let it be known that she carried hot sauce in her purse – some female rapper had that line in a popular “song” at that time.

    They should have checked the Urban Dictionary

  4. “..Hell, if I ever lose Wifey, to sickness or something, and I have to ‘date’ again, you can bet that I’ll have paperwork on deck before I bang some chickie with two witnesses to the signing before I even leave the bar/restaurant/wherever..”
    — BCE

    BCE, considering how the femo-commies have all but completely ruined any potential for ‘consensual interaction’ by men with a
    great majority of whaaaamen (the ‘pound meeetoo’ movement
    is just the tip of the gynocracy’s abyss…commiefornia spearheaded
    the ‘Yes means Yes’ lawfare – a man MUST ‘continually request affirmative consent during the ENTIRE sexual encounter; if she
    tells him to stop at ANY time, he MUST comply and disengage
    from ALL coital activity and contact – failure to do so IS an act of
    rape.’

    And one can have all the ‘paperwork’ in the world..most robed nazgul priestes with a hammer fetish WILL automatically rule that any such paperwork is prima facie void and of no standing.

    ‘Pre-nups’…don’t make me laugh….
    Video of her consenting to any intimate activity/contact –
    inadmissible – overruled!!

    Gynocentrism via it’s politically/legally empowered agency
    of the ‘Feminist Movement’ has created a unending minefield for men where whaaamen are concerned.

    The juice ISN’T worth the squeeze and the physical/financial risks
    AREN’T worth it!

    That being said, as 1st Sgt. Terrence Popp has counseled many men on the very real dangers that await a man for wanting to ‘insert Tab ‘A’ into Slut ‘B’..divorce, false accusations (often encouraged by HER attorney to help her ‘win’ in court), weaponizing any and all children involved against their soon to be ‘ex-Dad’, the trip through the hell known as ‘Family Court’, ‘Child Support’ (true in name only as it supports whaaamen that ARE mentally functional as emotionally ridden children – THEY spend the great majority of his $tolen property on themselves – any children involved usually get jack shit in the way of being supported by their feckless ‘moms’)..and the biggie..actual violent abuse by women against the men they’re involved with (talking Amber Heard and Jodi Arias class type shit here..ask Johnny Dep and Travis Alexander how that worked out for them..or other men that have been savaged..like the black guy who was asleep and his gf doused him with acid on his face..TWICE!!).

    With that said, as former Navy Intel officer ‘Turd Flinging Monkey’ has said, “Just get a doll!” Former Navy ‘RPM’ also extols going the silicone or TPE waifu route due to all the destructive habits/tendencies of mentally unstable meatbag ditchpigs.

    Here’s an example of what RPM has to say on the subject
    (NOT work friendly..especially if any femo-commie ‘Karen’
    or her ‘woke’ soy enhanced mangina simpboi ‘White Knight’
    defenders/enablers are any where near – also the doll links
    below are NOT work friendly for the same reason – femo-
    commies can’t stand any REAL competition to them and
    their stale 3 week old Arby’s beef ‘n cheese vagi train wrecks.):

    RPM – A Basic Waifu Is Better Than This
    https://archive.org/details/R_P_M_MGTOW_IBMOR_YouTube_Video_Archive/MGTOW+A+Basic+WAIFU+Is+Better+Than+This..mp4

    One would be surprised at both the engineering quality and appearance and feel of such artificial waifu’s…these are NOT
    the ‘National Lampoon’ gag blow up dolls in any way, shape
    or form.

    Here are some examples of what’s currently available for men
    interested in such an option:

    Sanhui Dolls:

    Sanhui Silicone Sex Doll, 160cm, big breasts, head #23
    https://sanhuiofficial.com/sanhui-silicone-sex-doll-160cm-big-breasts-head-23.html

    Sanhui Silicone Sex Doll, 158cm, Head #145-6
    https://sanhuiofficial.com/sanhui-silicone-sex-doll-156cm-head-145-6.html

    Sanhui Silicone Sex Doll, 145cm, Head #6
    https://sanhuiofficial.com/sanhui-silicone-sex-doll-145cm-head-6.html
    (something slightly smaller and lighter to pick up and move, definitely a help for those who have back problems)

    Here’s some examples of what’s available in the TPE doll market:

    WM Dolls:

    WM Dolls 164cm/5’3″ J-Cup with Head #326
    https://wmdollshop.com/538-ft-164cm-j-cup-with-326/

    WM Dolls 157cm/5′ 1.5″ B-Cup with Head #57
    https://wmdollshop.com/515-ft-157cm-b-cup-with-57/

    WM Dolls 162cm/5’3″ E – Cup
    https://wmdollshop.com/53-ft-162cm-e-cup/
    (definitely a ‘California Girl’ look ;^)

    As mentioned, these are just the ‘tip of the titty’ examples
    of what’s currently available..and just from two companies
    among many.

    Here’s the link to a quality vendor (if one chooses not to order
    directly from either company listed above):

    The DC Dollhouse (links for other US affiliates listed on page)
    https://dc.the-doll-house.com/

    Where the very real pitfalls exist for men seeking to ‘enjoy the company of a beautiful woman’ without the risk of STD’s, being falsely accused of ‘domestic abuse/”rape”, being financially and emotionally destroyed by a woman using divorce to enrich herself or violence/death (Amber Heard or Jodi Arias anyone?….) an artificial waifu is a no brainer!

    Buu..buuu..she’s just a lump of Silicone (or TPE) with a metal endoskeleton…all she can do is just lay there!

    That’s what MOST whaaaamen do anyway in bed..your point?…

    And the best part…she’ll only once cost you $$$$ (well, except for some inexpensive clothes, shoes and other needed accessories), plus she’ll ALWAYS remain a “10”, (with sensible care and maintenance) not develop cottage cheese thighs and ‘hit the wall at full speed’..let alone play emotional head games or nag the shit out of you endlessly.

    Options gentlemen..options!

    NorthGunner – The Truth Is It’s OWN Defense!

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