We Don’t Need Another Hero…

Afternoon Me Droogs n Droogettes…
There are No more Heroes…

Not when every asshole is ‘brave’ and ‘strong’…

In the face of Adversity, as the celebutards say, ‘we’re all in this together’

Is it me or is it fucking just getting the fuck out of hand.  First it was “First Responders”… ambulance dudes and Firefighters and Cops… all after 9-11 evva single ‘tard in a EMT Uniform or Cop on the Beat or guy who rides in the Firetruck was “Brave” and “Noble” and “Strong”.  I personally thought it was a lot of fucking bullshit.

Then the wars came along and each and every swinging Richard in Uniform became “Brave” and “Noble and “Strong.”  From not on, as it’s wearing on the typing fingers (both of them) I’m shortening the term to “BaNaS” or, more aptly,  ‘Bananas’ which is what it started becoming.  As a contractor, some of the ‘shine’ of the adulation of our Military Folks rubbed off, but only to a certain degree… –I sure as hell– didn’t feel like I deserved any accolades… not that I turned down a free drink or 10 at the aeropureto from any silly fucker who wanted to buy me one… for the most part I saw my self for what I was/still am… a fucking mercenary.  Dirty Deeds, definitely not Dirt Cheap.  I was well fucking paid for risking my ass.  In fact it was a shame to a point that the Army ain’t paid as well… but ‘nother argument for ‘nother time…

Point is now?  Nurses, Doctors, the Amazon delivery driver, Truck Drivers… any asshole grocery clerk?  I mean what.the.fuck,over…  the list goes on and on and on…  Fucking Bananas as I said…

By the very definition of “Hero”: 1) a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities. 2) Some kind of weird sandwich.

I personally like #2.  But the insanity… I mean showing people out cheering nurses and doctors and all that shit… and the shunning of people calling it what it is… virtue-signalling.  These people, much like soldiers and shit are just doing the job they chose to do.  Sure, it’s dangerous (although we’re now finding out that it wasn’t in fact as bad as it’d been hyped) but that’s what they fucking signed up for.


I was in the Army, for the most part, post Gulf One.  Clinton Years.  Shit years.  No cheering for us.  No drinks being bought.  If anything, the general attitude was “Dog n soldiers keep off the grass.” and used as a warning to schoolkids: “Study hard Johnny, lest you become one of them b/c colleges don’t want you.  The Army is for those who can’t make it in the real world.”

So, by the current definition of a Hero is any asshole who goes to work and does the job that is expected of them is BaNaS or “Bananas”

I like my term best.

In the Soviet Union and all the other despotic states in the history of the world, the State would decree (much like our current theoretical representative republic ((which it ain’t)) the “Heroes” of the People… and so, we see history replaying, albeit slightly differently, with the Media being the designers and champions of the Bullshit Propaganda and the Celebutards being the salespeople of the propaganda.

It’s the “Everyone is a Winner” bullshit….. “Trophies for Everyone”…

Fucking Pile O’Shytte is what I call it…
Til Later I Remain the Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.

6 comments

  1. A hero is someone who jumps on a grenade or eqivalent knowing 99.9% that they are going to die to save someone else. Nothing less is a hero.

  2. up here in philly burbs, channel 6 don't know abc or whatever, one morning they had a freekin trash man as a f****n Hero.. hand to God.. the wife and I couldn't believe it, they gave him a good minute to explain how he does it..I don't know how they (the 2 guys workin with the dude) kept a straight face..

  3. Many 'Umble Thanks y'all… totally… I'm just the messenger… Me n' Sapper were going over the fact that 'everyone is a hero' and the idea stuck… I appreciate y'all for being here, commenting and assisting me in my quest for truth, justice, and the American way… oops sorry… that's the Justice League… (I gotta cut down on the 'shrooms during this lockdown I swear….)

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