Whatever You Do…

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
You should never, ever do any of the things I found on 4chan last night.  I mean these things, who comes up with such things?  Talk about horrible, awful people.  I mean look at this:

Seems that was in a Council building in Jolly Olde… seems that the person in question was a tad peeved about some sort of bullshit ‘notice’ vis-a-vis him exercising outside during the Lockdown.  Fined excessively donchaknow?  So, guess he decided that his fines would be better spent on re-piping the Council hall… rather devious Aye?

Then, some of the other lads went a bit further in their ‘suggestions’ which I reproduce here strictly for entertainment sake.  I LOL’d at a few of them, as why not?  We need all the laughs we can get in this day and age, and I’m just trying to do my part is sharing the hilarity.

Now, there was quite the debate regarding hydraulic cement and quikcrete.  I personally think it’s a matter of individual choice.  It was getting a bit heated, calling each other names and what not, but overall, they stayed on track, and considering the chans, that’s quite the accomplishment overall.

One person suggested an alternative that takes a while to start to work, but is as effective to a point.  Think ‘slow-time sabotage’.  That one involves acid on the valves and hoses in the same DoGov bathrooms.

Now, according to the poaster of that particular jape, it takes about a week plus to have the valve fail.  I’m not so sure… it’s questionable, but, hey, I’ll never know ‘cos I’m not “that guy” so to speak.
Then, someone also did a nice write up of some of the deviltry one can do to fuck with high-end pozzed out supermarkets: 

Again, from the formerly Great Britain…

This one might get costly and you -might- have trouble with the authorities, depending on how aware the store personnel are.  Now from my point of view, lately, in supermarkets outside of Publix, they ‘give a fuck’ factor is in the negative like completely
“I’m not paid enough for this shit” seems to be the overwhelming attitude.  Most of the people who spent the pandemic on their duffs, locked in, and getting paid fat stacks to play PS4 or Xbox, well, they ain’t exactly pleased to be back in the grind.  As the Dilbert cartoon said:

That ‘taste of happiness’ is a stone truth.  Yesterday I had to take NewCat Nook to the vet early-early.  As in this’s the first time in like…damn… like almost two years? since I was in “Morning Commute Traffic” and let me tell you.

I will full on fucking quit if I ever have to work outside the house again.  Ain’t laziness… nope… tis more of an eye-opener.  Why the hell should I expend allllll sorts of precious time, effort, energy, gas, …..shiiiiit the list goes on and on to go to a place where you get told, on a regular basis that you’re nothing more than an easily replaceable cog in a mighty machine?  That all that expenditure is not calculated into your pay, that it’s out-of-pocket…  Fuck them if they think I’m setting foot in the cubes again ever.  Commuting?  HA!  “Never Again” as they say…

< /rant > Soooo.  As I was pointing out, you should never, ever think of doing such things at a DotGov facility.  Such things are highly illegal.  Get you in hot water as it were…  But yeah, seems that there have been -others- out there who’re even more accelerationist than I or even the morons in charge.  This list here:

As stated at the bottom (click to embiggen) “Three feet on the gas” as it were.  Some of the ‘stuff’ listed on that there fun n games are very bad…  I personally think the ‘throwing screws in the local newspaper/news station parking lot’ has a lot of merit.  Same could also be said for them Mini-Cam trucks that are all over the major metropolitan hubs…  here in downtown Tampa, they seem to be everywhere on the regular.  Tell you what, lots of exposed wires and whatnot with them on the trucks, or a handful of screws under the front and rear tire of the cam-truck might make life a bit uncomfortable.  Hell, I did a meme a ways back about making the media uncomfortable in general… the one of the chick in the horse-head mask getting all up in “Roving Reporter-boy’s” shit…

Shit like that is how to fuck them allll up…
‘Cos mind you, IF they (stupidly) touch you, you own them.
But I’d never condone, nor encourage any of these actions.  That’d be a thing of badness.

But it is fun to write about and such…I’m like aggressively frustrated at the fact that things are so fucked up, and there ain’t much that can be done except wait.  Wait for it all to burn.  At this point, that IS the plan, far as I can tell.  And in the meantime, dis here blegg is my outlet for now.  For Now being key words.  Hell, I hit the gym again.  This’s a new record, three days in a row.  Of course I’m walking around like I got polio in my arms… in order to fully straighten them out, I have to lift full ammo cans to strrrrrretch out the biceps, and man they’re screaming at me…

Now, other things,  hopefully I’ll have a webcast set up by the weekend.  Not sure, BUT I’m working on it.  Spawn has been doing MAD tech work and setup for me, and I got the equipment, software and whatnot from him.  Little to no expenditure as of now.  The trick is going to see if I can upload it here… and the other backup site.  We’ll see… I’m hoping to go ‘short and sweet’ for the first one… we’ll have to see.  The thing is, most of the guys who do nothin but vidya have the personality of a dead fish.  Booooor-ring.  In a minute or so, you know it’s going to be lame, so short and sweet maybe? We’ll see….Very few of the casts out there actually are really good.  Doubt mine is going to be anything special, but what the hell, I speak like I write, so why the hell not Aye?

So More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.


  1. I remember reading about some liberal city that banned plastic bags as a way to “save the environment”. People began just pouring their cat litter into the toilets. In a few weeks, that clay had built up and began blocking city sewer lines. Chaos ensued. Don’t remember when or where, but your post today made me think back to that. Best to never live on the bottom floor of a high rise, I guess!

  2. You know what, a cool webcast idea would be Tales from the Apocalypse where you told of different things happening all over the US mainly from large cities of what people were doing to Fuck with Tyranny…All fiction of course but it might be a help to keep things in perspective of how bad things could get and what good people could do to counter that…Just A Thought…

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