Whelp Back to Square Fucking One -Updated-

Afternoon Me Droogs and ‘ettes.

I didn’t get the fucking job.  Goddamn it.

And when I asked “Why?”  I was given a completely bullshit song n’ dance.  I know, I just absolutely know that it was the background check and some fucking Human Resources -cunt- who put the Kibosh on me.   The stated reason was that “The other candidate has a better ability to be mobile around the Tampa and other locations we have nationwide.”

Excuse the living fuck out of me?  WHO is mobile?  The guy with -no fucking family-, Z-E-R-O ties to this fucking place, who carries his fucking passport  with him ALL the time just in case he gets an opportunity to jet out?  AND made that readily apparent  during his month and half long fucking interview process????????


Oh my aching balls.

I hate H.R. people.  I truly, absolutely and thoroughly despise H.R. people.  I don’t think I even consider them as human any more.  Just things that are an impediment to my happiness.  NOT a good thing.  This was the last straw so to speak.  I’ve had zero action on jobs here outside of this last one.

And the bullshit excuses are so fucking flimsy.

Fucking Cowards.

More Later Maybe, I need to start day drinking today methinks.

Until Later, I remain The Intrepid (still jobless) Reporter
Big Country


Update:
As the Late Great Warren Zevon said: “Lawyers Guns n’ Money.”

“Do not go gentle into that goodnight” INDEED.

I’ma gonna fight this one.

Fuck them H.R. Bitches.  I called Manager #2 who let slip that Yep, the Criminal Background WAS the deciding factor.  Dunno if he didn’t get the memo not to talk to me, but I called and asked him really nicely WTF happened.  Couldn’t record the call as Florida is a two-party-consent state, but hell… he can deny it all day long.

In Court.

I got nothing to lose and if I can make someone hurt in a corporate manner, then fuck ’em.

Time for Lawfare.

I emailed 4 of the shadiest, (((nastiest))) lawyers who specialize in Workplace Discrimination.

Time to Cry Havok and Let Loose the Hounds of Lawfare!

BFYTW!!!

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.

2 comments

  1. To your mounts and fire when you see the whites of their eyes! A lot of men hate the bints in HR, they are sex denied control freaks that a normal male would not stick if he had super clap.

  2. And that is why I drive a school bus.

    I am still "looking" but have no hits in the past year for a SatCom field engineer, Router tech (I have certs), or fiber tech (1 more year on the current cert). I am in my late 50's. I have a good 401K but I can't touch it for two years. I will eek bye driving a bus until I have 401k access. I can't even get interviews for my CDL? HR doesn't like anybody past 50.

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