Where’s an Airstrike When You Need One?

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
So, seems Customs and Border has had the FAA shut down the airspace in Texas over by that bridge in Del Rio.  You know, that huge assed long bridge that they turned into an illegal camp?

Claiming a TFR (Temporary Flight Restriction) for two weeks, they say it’s because of ‘special security reasons’ that they were implemented.  Yet for the past two to three months, it ain’t been no thang so to speak.  I’d have to say it’s more of an issue of managing ‘optics’ than anything else.  Seems the Haitians are showing up in hordes…  guess that earthquake made ’em decide to take a shot at the land of the Big PX.

Me?  Man, if I had the resources?  I’d have a pair of planes fly over and drop a combo of cluster munitions and napalm.  And yeah… women and children?  They are not automatically allowed here despite what the fucktards say.  I’d blow ’em to hell and gone, and burn the remains with the napalm.

Double Plus Good Points if the Administration had Heels-up on a junket there at the time.
Reminds me of that little song from the Army:

(sung to the tune: ‘Jesus Loves the Little Children’)
Napalm Sticks to Little Children
All the Children of the World
Red or Yellow
Black or White
Watch the Little Fucks Ignite
Napalm Sticks to all the Children of the Woooooorld

Yeah… back in the Old Army we could get away with that while marching.  Sort of like our twisted version of “(Walking in a) Winter Wonderland”, we turned it into “(Walking in a) Sniper’s Wonderland” 

People scream
Are you listening?
In the lane
Blood is glistening
It’s a horrible sight
They’re dying tonight
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland

Killed and slain are the bluebirds
Hunted down are the nerds
He screams “This is wrong!”
And we say so long
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland

In the bunker we can make a snowman
And hide in him twenty bombs
They’ll say is safe
And we’ll say yes man
And then the snowman will explode
And kill them all

Later on
You’ll expire
As we set you on fire
And you’ll be afraid
Of the plans that we made
Walking in a snipers wonder land

In the bunker we can make a snowman
And hide in him twenty bombs
They’ll say is safe
And we’ll say yes man
And then the snowman will explode
And kill them all

When they die
We’ll be killing
Though your bodies are a chilling
We’ll kill all day
The serial way
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland

Walking in a sniper’s wonderland
Walking in a sniper’s wonderland

Ahhh the true holiday hits… Warms the blackened embers of my cold, dead heart.  And yeah, what do you expect?  I was in the INFANTRY and the RAKKASANS.  You do not want to fuck with either.  In fact, those seem to be the main group of guys who’re straining at the leash right now.  OMFG… I mod on one of the Fecesbook groups for the Rakks… the amount of warning them about FedPoasting?  I mean these are guys I -know- who’re doing it, and no, they ain’t glowies… these are rabid patriots.. like really rabid…I have NOT seen a set of veterans out there who are soooooooooo ready to rally up, squeeze into the body armor…

Highly accurate and funny
We may be old, fat, slower but man, every single one of us was trained to the point where, from what I can tell, ALL of us kept our skills up.  PT?  Not so much, mostly due to injuries, but the majority of us?  Still experts in dealing Death and Destruction in Wholesale Lots.

WE are the veterans that they’re oh so righteously worried about.

And they should be afraid. It’s all a matter of time.

Woe betide them dumb motherfuckers who think that there is no ‘breaking point’
There is one, they just haven’t hit that particular point yet.

So, last day of training supposedly.  I’m juuuuuuust like ‘meh’ and yeah, bills get paid today Yay!  It’s aboot damned time that I saw a paycheck Aye?  Been since what?  End of June?  With no unemployment?  Whatever.  Thanks to y’all and some other things, to include Wifey working her ass off, we stayed afloat.  Now to figure out what the Immediate Needs that have to be done (water/power/internet… which is critical, the ‘net that is, ‘cos that’s how I earn my shekels) then, I have to do the ‘minimum pay’ to what few credit cards I have, THEN figure out the food budget yadda yadda… 
Adulting: 0/10, would NOT recommend… blows goats.
But, it’s gotta be done
Add on, GranBebe?  Yeeeeeeeeah… shit… she didn’t fall asleep until midnight… wound like a top for some reason, and then she woke at 0300, and then she went back down, and was up at 0700 and running full speed.  I just had to threaten harsh punishments if she didn’t nap right now… take the diaper off (working on potty training still) and skin that ass up… <Le Sigh>  Makes one tired-er.

So More Later, I Remain The Intrepid Reporter
Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.


  1. Full moon now for the dogs, armadillos, hogs and rug rats down here.
    Can’t prove me wrong….
    I almost had to take a wet 2×4 to my hound last night.

    1. F–king agree 100%. Paramedic in the South Bronx for 12 years – evenings. 2-3 shootings a night (sometimes more) – every night. On a full moon? Triple it. PLUS all the nutjobs and zombies come out of the woodwork. You could tell if it was a full moon when it was raining just because of all of the crazy shit that night. Get home after the shift and look it up. Sure enough. That’s where the term ‘lunatics’ comes from. Got more experience with that job than as a Corpsman with the USMC.

  2. Reminds me of the old Vietnam door gunners crying about the kids. Shooting the kids with an m-60. Crying. Cause them little bastards are so small and fast, so fucking hard to hit.

    Black humor, the best kind

  3. But really, FAA?

    Where are the fricking Republicans? They should already be filing impeachment docs for the head of the FAA for politicizing that agency. A warning shot to every other agency. Fuck them all. Impeach, imprison and fire every bureaucrat we can. But no, just send out a tweet and do nothing. I hate the Republican party. No fight left. Uniparty standards.

    1. Why would you expect anything from the repubes? They’re a controlled opposition at best and all-in with the communists at worst. When you get to the same results, no matter who you vote for, you know you’re in a dead system. Voting is masturbation.

      -don’t agree? go look up that stanford study that showed in 1200 legislative cases the public will mattered less than 1% of the time.

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