Wifey is Happy

Greetings Me Droogs N Droogettes!
After the Gray Man sale, I was able to get Wifey’s anniversary present out of layaway without resorting to insane credit card abuse.  $400 wasn’t too bad, not for what she wanted.  And man, she’s a Happy Happy Girl.

A solid mahogany, non-veneered 1910 Rice-Carver (? no fucking clue Aye?)  style Vanity
She is, absolutely stoked

First thing however, is to get it properly ‘loaded’

Putting Ye Olde Vest Pocket FN1906 Browning .25 ‘Nightstand’ Weapon in the topmost drawer that she can reach in the middle of the night… seems really apropos to have a handgun that’s from the same timeframe +/- 4 years as the go-to nightstand weapon.
Of course that’s quite literally the ‘last ditch weapon of last resort’ as a .25 will only irritate a home invader.  But, in this case, it’s a perfect fit/match for the whole thing.

We found the vanity in a GIANT antique store that Spawn told us aboot.4 acres of Antique Mall

OMFG soooooo much stuff.

And Wifey found this thing on our first ten minutes in the store, at which point she slapped a Cee-note on the table and put it on layaway.  I surprised her today by paying it off after Gray Man bought the long arm which made me momentarily solvent.  

Yeah… that lasted aboot 24 hours Aye?

BUT

Bills are paid, and I’m happy and Wifey is thrilled.

Can’t argue with that.

Kills me too.  Serbian War Criminal was drafted into using his MONSTER F250 DeathFord to go git it.  He’s got a 32 foot R.V. that he needs to haul around so he’s got the giant assed P/U for the towing, and the Vanity fit jes’ fine.

Man, this’sa great weekend

Only possibly ‘racially charged’ aspect I can put out… the Vanity was handmade in 1910… by Irish Immigrants… Not one piece of diversity had a hand in it’s epic creation.  Made by whypeepoo, for whypeepo… fuck all the rest

Jes’ Sayin’

ALSO QUICK ADDENDUM: I’m offishully old. I just got word that Spawn #1 is engaged to Shorty. News to follow!

More Later I Remain The Intrepid Reporter

Big Country

By BigCountryExpat

Fuck you if you can't take a joke. No one gets out alive so eat me.

3 comments

  1. Irony! One of my drawers can’t for the life of me remember which one is stamped with “Built by non irish English craftsmen” or something of the like. Jeez all those university students thinking the US of A is all bad when the Brits treated the Irish like 2nd class citizens and America treated them as people

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